Asses

Al Gore’s Ass

November 26, 2007

Al Gore’s ass won the Nobel Piece Prize! And we went to the same school! Yes, both Al and I hail from the very prestigous St. Albans School for Boys.

It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!

Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.

Who do you think licks the hottest ass?
Jesse Jackson, Jr.
Clancy Brown
Al Gore

Chris is Getting Married to a Hot Ass Biotch!

October 22, 2007

Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”

Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.

Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:

After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.

Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:
He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.

Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”

Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.

Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.

Sensational Assholes!

September 27, 2007

I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:

“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

hiii

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

just checking in with you

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

last i recall you had a pretty great site

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

and well sensationalcash is booming

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

and i want u to be part of it

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

:-)

Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :

We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…

Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :

ok, we did

Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :

and it does not suck

Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :

more than one person? never heard of that…

Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :

well i mean MY COMPANY

Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :

well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.

Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :

YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!

Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :

huhn?

Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :

sorry, i will leave you alone”

Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.