The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
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Dropped $35 last night on that ridiculous 49ers, Seahawks game. That missed pass interference call with 4 minutes left, really pissed me off. The game was pretty much over by then, anyways. No way that Seattle was going to cover the 10 points, or that the total was going to go over 38. Still, I really think that the officials should do instant replay for pass interference penalties. It definitely could have changed the outcome of the game.