Bubble Butt Naomi Wins Best New Starlet

January 21, 2007

I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.

If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.

Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?

I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.

Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.

The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.

Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.