4 video clips of Alexis Texas trades her big ass for a car
4 more video clips of Alexis Texas presenting her perfectly round blue jeans bubble butt in trade for a car

For several years, Tiffany didn’t do the internet porn thing. I don’t know why that it is (maybe her rates her too high), but Tiffany’s ass can now be seen on a few of the better ass sites out there on the web, now.

Here is a great ass video of Tiffany Minx at Monster Curves.

Yep, that is correct, Gina Lynn does not take it in her ass, depite the fact she loves having her ass licked up and down and in and out until she cums all over your face.

Here is Gina Lynn’s latest update for Monster Curves:

Gina needed help figuring out how to get guys to notice her. She had all the right attributes but needed the right look. Jessica gace her a couple of tips on how to dress to accentuate her best features. Gina still thought she needed to learn how to please a man. Jessica figured she would call her bed buddy over. Ramon came over in a flash and started to work on both of them….

Too see the Gina Lynn ass video visit Monster Curves here

It is without surprise that another St. Albans’ alum benifited from the strict, sometimes millitant, sometimes homosexual, nurturing one receives at St. Albans. Truth is, St. Albans kicks ass!

Other famous St. Albans alum include Jesse Jackson, Jr. and Clancy Brown.

]]> http://luckyass.com/gonzo-ass-journalism/feed/ http://luckyass.com/chris-is-getting-married-to-hot-ass-biotch/ http://luckyass.com/chris-is-getting-married-to-hot-ass-biotch/#comments Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:58:24 +0000 Lucky Ass Asses http://luckyass.com/chris-is-getting-married-to-hot-ass-biotch/ Missy said, “I really like that girl. I’m really happy for him!”

Unfortunately, I doubt we will be able to make it to DC, on this short notice. I could explain the logistics as to why, but I will not bore you.

Here is the news I have to share, which if you haven’t heard, you may find interesting:

After we all returned from my honeymoon in Jamaica, several years ago, Liz Darling and Jer started dating again, in secret. Well, maybe not in secret. As I understand it, the reunion didn’t last long enough to tell anybody.

Some years later, Liz Darling had a breast enlargemnet operation and Jay described how big her boobs are now, like this:

He said that if you were at the pool with her, and she was laying on her back sunning, and you were facing her feet, you would not be able to see her head, as her new boobs would be in the way.

Jen Darling recently gave birth to her third child. Missy and I did not know she was even pregnant, but we are happy that our correspondent in France, Aggie Dompson, was able to share the news with us by asking, “Did you know Jen had a baby???”

Getting back to Liz’s new boobs (who cares about babies, anyways?). I recently suggested to Jay that he name his fantasy football team Liz’s New Tits. Jay responded that he would not be allowed to do that… am I the only one who thinks that statement from Jay is just a little ironic? Or, maybe he was “allowed” to have the kind of bachelor party he did.

Speaking of bachelor parties. When is yours, Chris? Maybe you could get Claven to get some girls for you.

]]> http://luckyass.com/chris-is-getting-married-to-hot-ass-biotch/feed/ http://luckyass.com/sensational-assholes/ http://luckyass.com/sensational-assholes/#comments Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:26:27 +0000 Lucky Ass Asses http://www.luckyass.com/sensational-assholes/ I was contacted via icq today, again, by a bitch named Mickie, who has been trying to get me to promote her webmaster affiliate program Sensational Cash. This time, I decided to investigate. After a little research, I found a site that fit my niche called We Love Booty. Unfortunately, there was not very much content, there was lots of empty space on the page (because someone neglected to take the time to write copy), some images in the header were of very poor quality, and to top it off, some pages had broken link images. Here is the exchange I had with Mickie:

“Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

hiii

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

just checking in with you

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

last i recall you had a pretty great site

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

and well sensationalcash is booming

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

and i want u to be part of it

Pimpcash Mickie (03:37 PM) :

:-)

Lucky Ass (03:45 PM) :

We Love Booty fits my niche….. but who designed the site? it sucks…

Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :

ok, we did

Pimpcash Mickie (03:46 PM) :

and it does not suck

Lucky Ass (03:46 PM) :

more than one person? never heard of that…

Pimpcash Mickie (03:47 PM) :

well i mean MY COMPANY

Lucky Ass (03:47 PM) :

well, let me know when you fill it up with copy in the empty spaces, and you fix the broken links on the trailer pages, and i will get promoting.

Pimpcash Mickie (03:48 PM) :

YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IS WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE AND IF THAT IS YOU IN THE PICTURE HOW UGLY YOU ARE!

Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :

huhn?

Lucky Ass (03:48 PM) :

sorry, i will leave you alone”

Funny how she contacted me repeatedly, and I ended up telling her that I would leave her alone… My criticism of their site was meant to be helpful. Its pretty obvious the site sucks! See for yourself We Love Booty.

]]> http://luckyass.com/sensational-assholes/feed/ http://luckyass.com/my-babysitter-and-kayla-marie/ http://luckyass.com/my-babysitter-and-kayla-marie/#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:28:52 +0000 Lucky Ass Best Ass in the World http://www.luckyass.com/my-babysitter-and-kayla-marie/ Earlier today, my house-sitter, who is my neighbor’s petite 18 year old daughter, came by my house to pick up her payment for last weekend. I had been away on business, again, at a porn convention.

When I greeted her at the door, she asked if she could come in and get a drink of water. She was dressed in worn jean cut-offs that showed off her tight round ass, and a ripped white t-shirt which showed off her flat abs. She didn’t appear to be wearing a bra, as her nipples jutted through the cloth of the t-shirt, like it was 30 degrees outside, instead of the perfect 70 degree day we were actually having.

When I came back with the money, she blurted out, “How’s the porn business?”. I stared back at her, startled. She laughed. I finally asked, “How’d you know?”

She admitted that, though she knew it was wrong, she had played around on my office computer the other night, and saw the shoot I had been working on with Mia Rose. “It was really hot,” she said.

I began to blush, believe it or not, and at the risk of getting my ass kicked by her father, and maybe even getting a lengthy prison sentence, I responded, “Its hard for me to get a lot of work done, because I’m always ‘dicking around’… literally, that is.” We then both smiled and looked at each other.

The next thing I knew, Kayla was turned around, and ungulating her tight blue-jeaned perfect round ass cheeks up and down, and around, my very stiff cock.

Unbelievably, while she gyrated her ass, she assured me that I would not get in any trouble for having sex with her, because having sex was not going to be necessary, as her ass cheeeks were going to squeeze the cum out of my penis in less than one minute. “Literally, that is” she added.

I think i finished in less than 15 seconds.

This is a thumbnail gallery of Mia Rose posing nude for Pigtails Round Asses. Mia Rose’s cute little ass gets licked good!

]]> http://luckyass.com/my-babysitter-and-kayla-marie/feed/ http://luckyass.com/my-ass-is-back-still-n-search-of-the-best-ass-in-the-world/ http://luckyass.com/my-ass-is-back-still-n-search-of-the-best-ass-in-the-world/#comments Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:15:04 +0000 Lucky Ass Best Ass in the World http://www.luckyass.com/my-ass-is-back-still-n-search-of-the-best-ass-in-the-world/ Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!

I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.

When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.

My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!

I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.

Divini Rae is a Playmate Playmate and and world class photgragher. She has, unquestionably, a world class ass. I really enjoy her website! Check out her ass!

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