Just smoked and feeling good!!! I love weed!
I’ve been watching the Phil Spector trial on Court TV. Today an expert witness testified that Lana Clarkson’s DNA was found on a swab taken from Phil Spector’s scrotum… I wonder if after fondling Phil Spector’s balls, Lana became suicidal, resulting in her shooting herself in the mouth.
When I went to Vegas, I had said I had my picture taken next to Alec Baldwin. That was before the Alec Baldwin answering machine tirade that has played all over the internet. I later realized that I never actually posted the picture. Here we are smoking together. Maybe I made him really mad at his daughter. I don’t know.
My friend, Hawkeye (yeah, like the MASH character), recently received the good news that his wife is pregnant. Which means, he likely had sex with her. Before, I wasn’t so sure if they had even consumated the marriage as of yet. His wife, at social occasions, has been known to state, very emphatically, that she does not have sex with her husband. I wasn’t wondering so much if they had sex, as I was wondeing whether her perfect round ass gets the spanking it so much deserves!
I was thinking of offering Hawkeye $1000 to make a home movie of himself spanking his wife’s ass.
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Everyone keeps asking me about the interviews from the Adult Internet Expo in Las Vegas. It has taken me a while to produce them, and I have been having problems with You Tube censoring them. Which is somewhat annoying, because there is nothing pornographic about the videos. Its more like comedy. Comedy that gives you wood.
The quality of the videos posted at IFilm are not so hot.
These Lucky Ass Shorts are much nicer:
Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 1
Lucky Ass Interview at the AVN Awards Show Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) Part 2
The game last night did stay under the total. The cop and his family showed up 25 minutes early. My wife was still getting dressed, and I was still a little stoned.
I had set that time aside for placing my bet on the Super Bowl. About 10 minutes before the game was to start, I explained to our company that I hadn’t gotten a chance to place a wager, yet. With little cajoling needed, they encouraged me to go bet. Of course, once I logged on, the server was down. Apparently, everybody in the World was trying to throw their money away on the game. I couldn’t get my bet down on Indianapolis and the under.
I cheered furiously for The Bears, hoping that they would put the game over, so that the $200 I was going to bet would have ended up being a loss. I preyed The Bears would win, so that the $200 I was going to gamble would have been like having won money on the game, though, it never really left my pocket.
I would have won $300, if that cop hadn’t come to my house 25 minutes early.
My wife has invited over her co-worker from her bank to watch the Superbowl on our big TV. Her husband is away from home currently, training as a police detective. To be more specific, he is in rifle school this week. When my wife told my mom that a cop would be coming over to watch the Super Bowl with us, my mom warned, “Be sure Tommy doesn’t smoke any pot!”
Take the under in the Super Bowl this weekend. My wife said it was a lock!
I had a good time in Vegas. The best part was hanging with Dr. Cue on the morning I left. I changed my flight reservation and returned home a day and a half early. After I did my ass interviews on the floor of the Porn Expo, I saw little reason to stay on longer. I feared losing more money gambling, and wanted to get home to my family.
If I had just stuck to betting football I would have done just fine. I picked all four games correctly, taking the dog and the points in every game. I plan on winning on the AFC and NFC Championship games this weekend, too. So, if you also want to win, take Indianapolis and Chicago. This is Peyton Manning’s year. Indianapolis will go on to win the Superbowl.
Naomi’s incredible round bubble butt won Best New Starlet at the AVN Awards Show. As delicious, round, and scrumptious her phat round ass is, how could she lose?
I ran into Alec Baldwin near the sports book at Mandalay Bay. Dr. Cue took this picture of us.
Gene Simmons of Kiss was hanging around, and my friend Eagle nearly creamed his pants when seeing him, apparently in awe that their wasn’t throngs of people around him. I didn’t actually attend the AVN Awards Show, but I heard that Gene was there to give out an award with Tera Patrick. He also ended up receiving the shows first Golden Tongue Award.
The footage I took on the floor of the Adult Expo is fantastic. I will be editing it and posting it in the coming weeks.
Did you hear about Michael Vick getting busted in the Miami airport with weed? I’ll tell you more on that in my next post.
I’m leaving today for Vegas! I probably won’t update until I get back on Tuesday. Happy MLK Day everyone!
Agenda:
- Get drunk (Not likely to be any weed to smoke)
- Bet and win on NFL playoff football
- Go to porn convention and shoot lots of video content
- Hope that Mia Bang will sit on my face for hours (pictured)
Prognostication:
Looks to me like Saturday is going to be the day of the dog. I feel strongly about the Indianapolis getting 3.5 points from Baltimore, and Philadelphia getting 5 points at New Orleans. Both of these teams may win outright!
Ass Parade has the most amazing round bubble asses!
The biggest award, at the coming AVN Awards show, is Best New Starlet. Whoever wins Best New Starlet, their paychecks go sky high. If a girl is getting $1000 to do a scene, and then wins Best New Starlet, she can immediately start charging $5,000 a scene, or more!
Rumor has it that Howard Stern Show’s JD will be giving out the award for Best New Starlet, along side current porn star girlfriend, Kimberly Kane (and maybe Carrot Top, too).
A whopping 13 sets of ass cheeks will be up for Best New Starlet this year, including Naomi and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn’s ass, pictured here in jeans and thong, is truly unbelievable!
Check Ass Parade for asses!
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I have this friend, Eagle, that I grew up with (we share the same birthday, too), who will be vacationing with me to Las Vegas next weekend. When I originally asked Eagle if he wanted to go, my intent was to get a few old friends to join me for the weekend to bet on NFL football, and at night, maybe we could sneak into some porn star parties. After all, I do need to go to Vegas for work (covering the AVN Awards Show from the lobby for LuckyAss.com). So, I do need to spend some time working.
Since that time, Eagle has added 6 or 7 to the trip. Which is ok, I guess, just kinda loses the intimacy I was looking forward to. Not that I was trying to lick any of my buddy’s asses this weekend, but what I wanted to avoid, was the trip turning into a frat party, with my hotel room being used as “home base.”
I sent Eagle more than one email trying to discourage him from planning the entire trip before we arrived. Unfortunately, his response was to take up the role of Julie McCoy from The Love Boat.
Does Lauren Tewes have a nice ass?
