Thank God for Internet Porn and Fantasy Sports!
I spent hundreds of hours back in the day with a bong in one hand while poorly playing Word of Warcraft with the other hand. My character was a human female and dressed in the skimpiest clothes, so I could stare at her perfect ass, while running through the game. Mia Malkova , one of the greatest asses in porn, […]
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I’ve been winning a lot of coin recently playing daily fantasy hockey. There are strategies in choosing players that can give an edge over the average player. Choosing the right goalies to start is of utmost importance in creating a winning team. Two important factors should be weighed and measured, versus the price of the goalie. The first question one […]
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When growing up, I would steal my brother’s Playboy’s and masturbate wildly to the glamorous air brushed pictures of Playmates offering perfectly round ass. Teasing the camera with a smile, arch of the back and an outward jutting of their butt, drove me nuts. I became obsessed with girls at middle school parties who wore enticing tight jeans showing off […]
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