Author: luckyass

The neon lights of the Las Vegas Strip flickered like a madman’s eye as the city’s hustlers and hangers-on swarmed the sidewalks like ants at a picnic. The air was thick with the smell of cheap cigars and desperation, the sound of slot machines beeping their mechanical lullabies echoing through the casinos like an eerie choir. It was a city built on the back of dreams, and on this particular evening, those dreams seemed to hang in the balance as the clock ticked down to showtime. The greatest sports comedy show on the Strip, Punch Lines, was about to begin its latest installment, and everyone in attendance knew that the night’s featured guest, Lucky Ass, had a big announcement to make.

Standing atop a makeshift stage adorned ...  more lucky ass worship ahead!

Once upon a time in the bustling city of Las Vegas, there resided a man named Lucky Ass. He possessed a remarkable skill for accurately predicting winning NHL bets, but it was not an ordinary talent. Lucky Ass firmly believed that the shape of a person’s behind, specifically the perfect bubble butt, had a direct influence on their ability to make accurate predictions. He had dedicated years to studying hockey and analyzing the derrieres of players in search of the ideal bubble butt that indicated success on the ice.

Through his meticulous observations, Lucky Ass concluded that a perfectly shaped behind exhibited specific characteristics. It needed to be round, firm, and symmetrical to be considered the epitome of a winning player. He ...  more lucky ass worship ahead!

Lucky Ass was deeply focused at the sports bar, studying intently the flawless curvature of a buttocks, seeking inspiration for making accurate NHL betting choices. The flawless symmetry of this perfect posterior provided him with a remarkable insight that could lead to winning selections. A crowd had formed around him, eagerly anticipating the announcement of Lucky Ass. The Tampa Bay Lightning’s recent performance had been quite disappointing, having lost four out of their last five games. Furthermore, the Pittsburgh Penguins had emerged victorious in their previous five encounters with Tampa Bay, including a match just a week ago in Tampa Bay itself.

As he studied the backside, Lucky Ass began to see patterns that defied logic. He ...  more lucky ass worship ahead!

Lucky Ass mind was racing, his heart pounding, and his palms sweaty as he took in every curve and crevice of the perfect ass before him. In this moment, it was as if the world around him faded away, leaving only the alluring swish of a hockey stick and the sultry laughter of a goalie. And then, like a bolt of lightning striking the ice, it hit him: New Jersey was the team to bet on. The Devils were a remarkable 14-1 in their last 15 games against the Canucks, including a 6-1 mark in their last seven road games versus Vancouver.

He stood up, his legs shaking slightly, and made his way over to the group of his closest friends. They looked at him expectantly, waiting for the next big bet to be placed. With a confident grin, Lucky Ass announced, ...  more lucky ass worship ahead!