Once upon a time, there was a woman named Magdalena from The Holy Ones of Decentraland who loved golfing more than anything else in the world. But there was one problem – she hated tan lines more than anything else in the world. One hot sunny day, Magdalena decided to take matters into her own hands and went golfing in the nude so that she could get an even tan. She had heard stories about people getting caught in the act, but she didn’t think it could happen to her.
As she was working on her golf swing and perfecting a shapely ass on the course, she suddenly heard a loud noise and turned around to see the golf cart of the club’s president approaching her. Trying to play it cool, Magdalena just stood there butt naked with her golf club in hand and a big smile on her face. The president was speechless and didn’t know what to say. After a few awkward moments of silence, he finally spoke up.
“Magdalena, what are you doing out here naked on the course?” he asked.
“I’m just working on my swing and getting rid of those pesky tan lines on this ass,” she replied with a smirk.
After ogling her ass and legs for a while, the president shook his head in disbelief and drove away, leaving Magdalena to continue her practice round in peace. From that day forward, Magdalena was known as the “naked ass golfer” at the club, but she didn’t mind as long as she was getting the perfect tan and a great workout at the same time.