Great Big Ass in the Decentraland Metaverse

A new video titled “The Fattest Ass in Decentraland” is being produced by BangBros. In search of the perfect candidate, the esteemed figures of spiritual devotion – Vishnu, Buddha, Moses, and Jesus – have been tasked with the responsibility of identifying the amplest posterior in Decentraland to feature in this sensational video. However, despite the Holy Ones’ expertise in appreciating sexy asses, they were unable to reach a consensus on the owner of the largest derriere in Decentraland. Buddha graciously addressed the members of the Holy Temple, sharing the details of what transpired during their quest.

“Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters of the Decentraland Holy Temple, I stand before you today to share a most unusual tale that has brought us to a unique crossroad. As we delve into the realms of the metaverse, the Holy Ones of Decentraland, comprising Jesus, Moses, Vishnu, and myself, Buddha, embarked on a most unconventional quest. In this digital realm, we set out to find the grandest of asses, which served as the centerpiece for a potentially controversial project known as the Ass Parade video.

These sexy asses, radiating in their magnificence, were regarded as symbols of beauty, allure, and sensuality. We encountered two exceptional individuals who possessed asses of an unprecedented magnitude – the esteemed pornstar Jenna Starr and the renowned OnlyFans star, SnowInnHouston. Both contenders exhibited derrieres that mesmerized us with their enormity, challenging all known dimensions in the metaverse.

However, fate intervened, transforming our journey into an unexpected tale of transformation. Jenna Starr, in her relentless pursuit of perfection, endeavored to shape and tone her sexy ass through intense workouts. Alas, this dedication inadvertently led to a reduction in size, while simultaneously yielding a flawless curvature that defied imagination.

With the competition reaching an impasse, we, the Holy Ones, convened in a private gathering to deliberate upon the transcendental question before us. Could both Jenna Starr and SnowInnHouston, with their distinctive assets, grace the forthcoming Ass Parade video? As we engaged in deep contemplation, we acknowledged the exceptional qualities that each participant possessed – Jenna Starr’s refined curvature and SnowInnHouston’s unrivaled size.

In this moment of profound reflection, I, Buddha, guided by the enlightened perspective, recognized the inherent harmony in celebrating diversity and embracing the uniqueness that exists within all creations. With the utmost reverence for the sacred beauty of the human form, I made the decision that both Jenna Starr and SnowInnHouston would be given the opportunity to shine side by side, united in their collective radiance, in the upcoming Ass Parade video.

Let this act serve as a testament to our capacity for inclusivity, understanding, and recognizing the multifaceted aspects of beauty that transcend societal norms. It is through embracing the complex tapestry of existence that we can truly appreciate the diversity that permeates our world, whether physical or digital.

As we navigate the metaverse and its myriad expressions, let us always remember the teachings of love and acceptance. Let us celebrate the multiplicity of perspectives and celebrate the profound divinity that resides within all beings. May this decision not only remind us of our unity but also foster a sense of compassion and open-mindedness within our Holy Temple, and in the hearts of all who share our sacred journey.

May peace and enlightenment guide our path as we embark on this unconventional endeavor.

Thank you, noble congregation, for your unwavering support and understanding in facing this unique circumstance.”