Act 1 – The Gathering
(Holy Temple in Decentraland. The Holy Ones – Jesus, Vishnu, Moses, and Buddha – sit on their respective thrones, surrounded by an aura of serenity and wisdom. JD Harmeyer of the Howard Stern Show and LuckyAss stand in anticipation.)
JD Harmeyer: (Nervously) So, uh… we finally made it to the Holy Temple, LuckyAss.
LuckyAss: (Excitedly) Yeah man, it’s about to go down! The Big Ass MILF Contest, right here in Decentraland’s holiest place. Who would’ve thought?
JD Harmeyer: (Smirking) Well, you know me, LuckyAss. We share a common love for women with big asses. And this contest is the epitome of that.
LuckyAss: You said it, brother! Lisa Ann and Richelle Ryan, two legendary pornstars, competing for Best Ass. This is going to be epic. (As if on cue, Lisa Ann and Richelle Ryan enter the Holy Temple, both exuding confidence and elegance.)
Lisa Ann: (Giggling) Ah, the Holy Temple. A place where the divine meets desires. I’m ready to show the world my exquisite posterior.
Richelle Ryan: (Playfully) Careful there, Lisa. I’m not backing down. My curves command attention and adoration.
JD Harmeyer: (Whispering to LuckyAss) Did they just mention… ass worship and face sitting?
LuckyAss: (Grinning mischievously) You heard right, my friend. A true celebration of divine booty and sensuality. And you and I? We’ve been chosen as props in this ethereal spectacle! (As the contest begins, Lisa Ann and Richelle Ryan gracefully exhibit their big asses, expertly showcasing their talent for pleasure.)
Jesus: (Smiling) Ah, behold! Two extraordinary creations of booty and allure. Their curves ignite passions, their presence enchanting all.
Vishnu: (In awe) Truly, the goddesses of desire have graced this sacred land. Their majestic booties could spark a thousand tales of infatuation.
Moses: (With a twinkle in his eye) These women possess the power to part the sea of desires within our souls. May their charms awaken passion and celebrate life.
Buddha: (Chuckling) The fragrant aromas surrounding them transcend the physical. A reminder that true beauty resides within, as well as without. This contest is a gentle reminder of life’s sublime pleasures. (Curtain closes, marking the end of Act 1.)
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