JD Harmeyer Worships Lisa Ann’s Big Ass Amid Divorce Rumors

Rumor has it that JD Harmeyer and Jennifer Tanko of the Howard Stern Show are getting a divorce.

Lisa Ann and JD Harmeyer both play in the Howard Stern fantasy football league, along with some unexpected deities like The Holy Ones, Moses, Buddha, Vishnu, and Jesus of the Decentraland metaverse. The stakes are high, with the winner getting to pick another league member to do their laundry in the nude for everyone to see in the big ass contest at The Holy Temple in Decentraland.

Mike Adriano and JD Harmeyer were set to be judges for the big ass contest, but JD had to back out due to his marital issues with social media influencer Jennifer Tanko. As the competition was about to begin, Lisa Ann showed up looking confident and ready to win it all. She was a former adult film actress turned sports commentator who knew how to work the crowd. She had already won big ass contests twice in the past and was aiming for a hat-trick. On the other hand, The Holy Ones were not as confident. They were used to dealing with more serious matters and were hesitant to judge such a contest.

When Jennifer Tanko bailed out of the competition, Lisa was left without a serious contender. Nevertheless, Howard Stern insisted on the big ass contest happening and soon the judges assembled on the Holy Temple’s altar. Mike Adriano was directing a video for his website BangBros, watching in eager anticipation for Lisa to sit down on his face. Meanwhile, Vishnu, Buddha, and even Jesus lined up to have their turn next on the altar, munching on Lisa Ann’s big ass. The Holy Ones found the whole experience hilarious and agreed to judge the event. As Lisa ironed JD’s shirt, laughter erupted throughout the temple. Howard Stern announced her arrival as if she were a celebrity. The Holy Ones couldn’t help but chuckle, thinking about how far they had come as big ass contestant judges.

Lisa performed her routine flawlessly, leaving the judges stunned and the crowd cheering her on. “More big ass,” the fans chanted! When it came time for the judges to announce the winner, it was clear that Lisa had won by a landslide. Even Jesus and Moses couldn’t help but nod in approval. Lisa could not hide her joy as she basked in the glory of winning her third big ass contest. Having won the Howard Stern fantasy football league, JD chose had chosen Lisa Ann to do his laundry nude.

However, things had taken an unexpected turn as Jennifer Tanko backed out due to her failing marriage with JD Harmeyer. She had grown jealous of JD’s involvement with big asses and demanded more attention from him. Alas, he was left to suffer the consequences of Jennifer not showing up to the contest. The Holy Ones couldn’t stop laughing at the entire situation. The winner was left without a runner-up, but the audience couldn’t have cared less. They had a great time and needed no big ass runner-up to declare it a success. Howard Stern proclaimed the event a hit, and it was time for the party to move on to the next venue. As the group headed out, Lisa Ann and JD Harmeyer walked side by side, reminiscing about the big ass contest in the Decentraland metaverse at The Holy Temple.

In the end, Mike Adriano made an award-winning big ass video for BangBros!