The Holy Ones go Shopping for Thong Panties

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Vishnu, Buddha, Moses, and Jesus found themselves in the Decentraland metaverse, on the hunt for thong panties for Magdalena. They had never been so embarrassed in their entire divine existence!

“I can’t believe we have to do this,” exclaimed Buddha.

“I know, right? This is so not divine,” added Jesus.

Moses chimed in, “I never thought I’d have to shop for women’s underwear in my afterlife.”

Vishnu, who had remained quiet up until now, spoke up. “Well, if we want Magdalena to win the best ass contest, we have to get her the right pair.”

The Holy Ones wandered down the neon-lit virtual streets in the Vegas district of Decentraland, searching for a lingerie shop. When they finally found one, they cautiously stepped inside, feeling like awkward teenagers.

“Excuse me, do you have any thong panties for a woman with a, um, voluptuous derriere?” asked Jesus, blushing fiercely.

The shop assistant, a virtual avatar, smiled patronizingly. “Of course, we have a wide range of options. What size would she be?”

The Holy Ones exchanged nervous looks. “Uh, we’re not exactly sure,” replied Moses.

The shop assistant sighed but soldiered on, bringing out a selection of panties for them to choose from. “These are a bit…skimpy,” commented Buddha, holding up a tiny red thong.

Jesus looked horrified. “Are we really going to give her that to wear in The Holy Temple?”

“Well, it’s not like we have any other options,” retorted Vishnu. The Holy Ones eventually settled on a black lace thong. As they made their way back to The Holy Temple, they couldn’t help but laugh at their ludicrous situation.

“I suppose this is just one of those unexpected challenges that come with creating a metaverse,” said Buddha.

“I never thought I’d be embarrassed in the afterlife,” added Moses.

“At least we can count on Magdalena to bring home the booty,” joked Jesus.

And with that, The Holy Ones went back to their divine duties, silently praying that they’d never have to go lingerie shopping again.