Lucky Ass mind was racing, his heart pounding, and his palms sweaty as he took in every curve and crevice of the perfect ass before him. In this moment, it was as if the world around him faded away, leaving only the alluring swish of a hockey stick and the sultry laughter of a goalie. And then, like a bolt of lightning striking the ice, it hit him: New Jersey was the team to bet on. The Devils were a remarkable 14-1 in their last 15 games against the Canucks, including a 6-1 mark in their last seven road games versus Vancouver.
He stood up, his legs shaking slightly, and made his way over to the group of his closest friends. They looked at him expectantly, waiting for the next big bet to be placed. With a confident grin, Lucky Ass announced, “Guys, we’re putting everything on New Jersey tonight. The odds may be against us, but I’ve seen something in those perfect asses that tells me they’re unstoppable. Let’s go all in.”
Take the New Jersey Devils to win in Vancouver -105.
There was a moment of silence as they all digested his words. Then, one by one, his friends began to nod in agreement. They knew better than to question Lucky Ass’s methods at this point. They placed their bets, and soon enough the entire bar was abuzz with excitement. Everyone wanted in on the action.
Last 6 times the New York Rangers have played at the Ottawa Senators the game has gone Under. Take the Rangers/Senators game to go Under!